So here I am, I'm busy making fun of a friend when I realize there is a website called obamacon.me
now this may be really late of me to find out about, but so everyone has made some. And there are "popular" ones, like one of Kermit the Frog that says "Frogress"
The best one by the way is of Golem and it says "Cheney 2012"
So I get this idea in about .35 seconds that a good idea would be to download a picture of Eeyore The Donkey from Winnie The Pooh and make it "The Audacity of Mope" because Eeyore is a depressed fuck.
Anyway, I go on google images and I can't find one good goddamned picture of the way I remember Eeyore.
I may be dating myself (my birthday is 4/13/80, to date myself), but when I was a lad, Eeyore was a real motherfucker. He was like, for real unhappy with shit and for real could give a fuck about you.
If google images had existed in '84, I would have found pictures of Eeyore looking like a nihilist. Pictures where you could see the honest despair in all living things coming through in his eyes.
Apparently that's not OK anymore.
I mean, does this look like a motherfucker who would jump off a bridge if he could get up the desire to even walk himself to a bridge?
I mean, FUCK PEOPLE....This fucking stuffed donkey was the architect of my image of depressives. And now what?
I claim here today that if we don't take Eeyore back to the old way, the way our children and our children's children will be depressed will be wholly different than the way we are.....we will all die from their strangle.