Hello,
I'm going on a journey, would you like to come? It's not to be taken lightly and it certainly is not for everyone.
Come into your heart, your mind, and your chakra together in one holy trinity of understanding.
That understanding = This blog
I will fix you. I will bring you up to the heavens and down through the mighty rivers of molten lava meandering through the unique Hell of each human's own creation. We will go through much, at some point one of us may get slimed (I'm not sure (But EW if we do, right?!))
Our journey begins here, in The Shire-
I'm going on a journey, would you like to come? It's not to be taken lightly and it certainly is not for everyone.
Come into your heart, your mind, and your chakra together in one holy trinity of understanding.
That understanding = This blog
I will fix you. I will bring you up to the heavens and down through the mighty rivers of molten lava meandering through the unique Hell of each human's own creation. We will go through much, at some point one of us may get slimed (I'm not sure (But EW if we do, right?!))
Our journey begins here, in The Shire-
....erm.....wait-
Our journey begins here, in a small town with a woman doing laundry with a giant wood fork and a small boy named Charlie running up the street to the candy factor---
Our journey begins here, in a small town with a woman doing laundry with a giant wood fork and a small boy named Charlie running up the street to the candy factor---
.....erm.....-Our journe.............
The last time I had an original thought was 1987 and it was that a pillowcase would act as a handheld parachute if I jumped off the top of the stairs.
And it fucking worked you guys, it FUCKING WORKED.
I was alone OF COURSE, as I always am when these things happen to me.
Also, I once turned my blue blanket and my sister's blue sleeping bag into an INDOOR POOL BITCHES! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We swam and it was so cool.
